tag:elvisismydad.blog.co.uk,2009-11-08:/light hearted comments and stories, all i want to do is tell stories and make you laugh.. Donations welcomeMokoFeed2009-11-08T07:35:22+01:00tag:elvisismydad.blog.co.uk,2006-03-31:/2006/02/22/we_all_have_a_part_to_play~584038/#c8976402006-03-31T12:31:21+02:002006-03-31T12:31:21+02:00invisable fool .......nah get out there and shout I'M HERE<br> <br> <br> <br> i touched that **cup** to lol<br> <br> tag:elvisismydad.blog.co.uk,2006-02-22:/2006/02/22/love_and_guilt_and_the_occasional_smart_~583505/#c729047Elvisismydad2006-02-22T16:35:29+01:002006-02-22T16:35:29+01:00Spot on Mikeyboy!<br> Your right about the lists 'they do change' and sometimes they compliment each other.<br> Thats probably why i have been with the bitch for 8months!!<br> I am now in the process of writing a new love list (after your comments)and i have already changed binge drinking to alcohol abuse and drugs to Harder drugs and cheating to orgies.<br> I am hoping this will speed up the splitting up process because her list will have to up a gear to keep up with mine, and i cant see celebrity big bro, More posessions, crapper music, and the colour red saving our love!!<br> You d' man Mikeyboy i shall send you a thank you blog whilst i am in rehab and all alone.....aka paradise with the shivers.<br> <br> I have a little story about smoking a spliff watching big brother -<br> One night me and my buddy gav were sitting in his girlfriends house having a smoke and yup you guessed it watching big bro! Anyway my mates bird doesnt smoke weed and she was bitchin at us to shut up and watch the tele, coz we were getting all philisophical about Zidane and football. (who doesnt?) We ignored her but lowered the tone of our voices but she carries on moanin and whinging and moaning at us, after about half an hour we were fed up of talking to each other and listening to her moan. So we just stopped talking and started to watch 'BB'. But as we done this a shower scene came on and a tasty looking blonde bird was in the shower!<br> (You dont get to see much do ye: (<br> And my mates bird being the jealous type jumps up and starts punching my mate in the face.. i was in stitches but i could see my mate was in pain coz his bird was a big big girl. So i pulled her off him, and he jumped up and decides to have a piss on the back off the tele<br> (whilst the girl was in the shower)<br> i nearly fuckin passed out it looked like the bird was having golden showers...well until the sparks started flying literally: )<br> So yes i know what you mean about a spliff and big bro...fucking brilliant!!tag:elvisismydad.blog.co.uk,2006-02-22:/2006/02/22/love_and_guilt_and_the_occasional_smart_~583505/#c728621mikeyboy2006-02-22T15:16:36+01:002006-02-22T15:16:36+01:00"The girls i have loved have loved me, but how can i respect thier love when they love celebrity, posessions, big brother, crap music and the colour pink?<br> And how can i trust my love when i love cheating, posessions, drugs, binge drinking"<br> <br> That's great stuff. I especially agree with 'celebrity' - repulses me when people talk about it so genuinely. That stuff you said goes through the minds of many people, even if the actual content of your list changes. As far as I can tell (and I've never got as far as 8 months so maybe I don't know) it's all about those two lists somehow complimenting each other.... sometimes they go well: ever had a spliff to big brother? You feel really dirty afterwards but my God it makes for an involving two hours.tag:elvisismydad.blog.co.uk,2006-02-22:/2006/02/17/elvis_is_my_dad~570000/#c728595mikeyboy2006-02-22T15:13:14+01:002006-02-22T15:13:14+01:00Went to Graceland coz my brother was with me and he loves Elvis. It's not that I dislike him, it's just that being a fan seems to be a pretty all-consuming occupation.<br> <br> Unlucky last night. To be fair, you looked a bit rubbish. Fowler is nowhere near match fitness! It's tragic. You really needed pace, it was the away leg of a European Cup tie, you need pace to counter attack! Silly Rafa.<br> <br> COME ON CHELSEA!!<br> <br> A blogging tip for you mate.... if you click on "reply to comment" rather than just leave another comment below it, then it sends an email to the person you replied to and they get it quicker. Hope that makes sense. I think it does.<br> <br> How the hell did Arsenal do that?<br> <br> COME ON CHELSEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br> <br> Are you going to be an anti-Chelsea Liverpool fan, or a good old-fashioned I-support-every-English-team-in-Europe fan?<br> <br> COME ON CHELSEA!!!tag:elvisismydad.blog.co.uk,2006-02-20:/2006/02/17/elvis_is_my_dad~570000/#c718851Elvisismydad2006-02-20T17:42:08+01:002006-02-20T17:42:08+01:00Hi Mikeyboy, this is the first opp ive had of sending you a reply, at the weekend i make it my purpose not to look at a monitor. But to ask the bottom of my glass some questions and find the answers in a bottle.<br> A good footy result on Sat for the reds although i knew we were going to win...i dont mean to be big headed. But you said yourself that you couldnt see them scoring (i couldnt either).<br> Bad luck for Alan Smith though...Sorry Alan Smith for shouting abuse at you and get well soon!!.....<br> I dont think there is a 25goal striker out there that is for sale or putting it bluntly Liverpool could afford! And if a 25goal striker did come available Chelski would have him.<br> Besides Big Crouchy will go on a little run of goals now..he's not to bad: ) (wow this shit is good)<br> <br> You went to Graceland!! I am properly jealous!!!<br> Did you go coz your a fan or just for site seeing?<br> <br> I went to New york a couple of years ago to see John Lennons Pad (Dakota buildings)<br> That was quality although i spent 3grand in 4days....i havent been on holiday since coz im still bloody paying for it: (......but the next one is Graceland....Any hints or tips would be appreciated!<br> <br> My advice if you ever want to go to the big apple is DONT. Its the most overhyped city in the world. Go to Bangkok instead its the best!! I went on a pilgrimage there and when i came back i was a different person (more messed up then when i left)<br> Hint and tips for Bangkok - leave your morales at home and stay away from the tall good lookin women.tag:elvisismydad.blog.co.uk,2006-02-17:/2006/02/17/elvis_is_my_dad~570000/#c707196mikeyboy2006-02-17T17:38:49+01:002006-02-17T17:38:49+01:00I went to Graceland a few years ago. some of his cars were too cool for school, even the pink cadillac which, if you drove it in England, would take up two lanes of the motorway.<br> <br> well have a cracking weekend, I hope the footy doesn't go wrong and ruin the rest of it for you. I reckon you'll win, I can't see them scoring. Why didn't you just buy a 25-goal striker? I sometimes wonder whether Rafa knows what he's doing. oh well, better than Houllier i suppose.tag:elvisismydad.blog.co.uk,2006-02-17:/2006/02/16/hell_yeah~567967/#c705644Elvisismydad2006-02-17T11:27:27+01:002006-02-17T11:27:27+01:00Nice one Mikey boy,<br> <br> Now the picture, i cant tell you how i got hold of the cup coz i would get alot of people into trouble, (i have got more pics but i have the usual suspects on them with me) so i cant show them to anyone.....well not yet!! in a couple of years im going to write a book and title it! The night i stole the holy grail.....itll be like the Davinci code part2. But my story will be full of virgins and 'Jesus' a shit load of wine!! all i can say it is the original Euro cup and i had it in my flat..in which time i danced around it kissed it and more or less molested it....i got so bad my girlfriend was getting jealous ha ha<br> When i gave it back to the Church that is Anfield' i was still buzzing for days i hardly slept coz i had this grin on my face and the worst thing was i got told DONT TELL ANYONE!<br> (hence why i am tellin you)<br> How the fuck can i not tell anyone'' i was bouncing around Liverpool like i had just won the lottery. Everyone was lookin at me like i was on the gear! (not this time; )<br> The worst thing is i let slip to a couple of mates and they were not to happy with not being invited to my love in. But lets be honest my flat would have turned into one big orgy: )<br> <br> I agree with you about the song! something a bit more relaxing erm?<br> Lets throw ironic in with relaxing and lets have Give peace a chance by John Lennon blasting out!<br> Can you imagine (no pun intended) the battle scenario- Music - 'all we are saying BOOM BOOM is give peace a chance' D.D.D.D.D.D. DIE TALIBAN DIE D.D.D.D.D.D.D. BOOOMtag:elvisismydad.blog.co.uk,2006-02-16:/2006/02/16/hell_yeah~567967/#c703185mikeyboy2006-02-16T19:20:35+01:002006-02-16T19:20:35+01:00Great opening post mate, welcome welcome welcome...<br> <br> ...and that's one hell of a photograph - what, where, how?<br> <br> Not sure if I'd choose AC/DC to go to war to - maybe something more relaxing. But, well, to each his own...<br> <br> Cheers.