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Elvis IS my dad
by Elvisismydad @ 2006-02-17 - 13:49:43

I think this Blogging lark is just a flash in the pan for me,
For one i dont know what to say and for two im far too lazy and get bored easily!

But i cant stop blogging yet because It took me a day to think of a Blog name here's a list of blog names i came up with before i chose elvisismydad -
adayinthelife@blog.co.uk (some jammy gits got this blog already)

howdoyoufacethesunshine@blog.co.uk (if you know the lyrics to this song you'll prob now the answer is to smile smile smile)..i dont know who sings it and the song is completely poo, but it came on the tele when i was thinking of a blog name.

Tipp-Ex@blog.co.uk ( i decided to close my eyes in the office, spin around on my chair and when i opened my eyes, the first thing i looked at was going to be my blog name)..this was a dangerous technique as it could have been fatmingers@blog.co.uk fficebike@blog.co.uk">officebike@blog.co.uk and whyareyoulookinatmelikethat@blog.co.uk.

ku.oc.golb@blog.co.uk (i was grasping at straws at this point)

istoletheeuropeancup@blog.co.uk (true story...slightly exaggerated 'stole' more like borrowed for the night: )

I ended up with elvisismydad@blog.co.uk because there was a point when i was a kid that i thought my old fella was the 'king of rock n roll'
He is 'or was the absolute double'.
My mum or 'Me ma' as i like to call her was a complete Elvis junkie when she was younger and she used to dream about meeting him..
Anyway my Dad or stranger as i call him or i would call him if i ever saw him! met her at some youth club. (needless to say love at first site).
Ill cut a long story short....Love...wedding bells....twinboys..dad does a runner...passport..Thailand!!
The only thing me and my bro. had to look at were a couple of wedding photos and from that moment on i swear we told everyone our dad was Elvis and that's why he wasn't around.. And NO 'The King' wasn't dead he was living in Thailand getting jiggy with the ladyboys..
This is still my theory, so Lisa Marie if your reading this come and rescue me and take me to Graceland....And the doctor told me its ok to want to shag you even though your my sister! Apparently that's what happens when siblings, who have never met each other, until later on in life want to do!

Oh well i gotta go! any comments or questions please say or ask...as you can see i havent got any friends and i still dont know what im doing!
So if you want to be my mate or my enemy please comment!!

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mikeyboymikeyboy [Member]
2006-02-17 @ 16:38

I went to Graceland a few years ago. some of his cars were too cool for school, even the pink cadillac which, if you drove it in England, would take up two lanes of the motorway.

well have a cracking weekend, I hope the footy doesn't go wrong and ruin the rest of it for you. I reckon you'll win, I can't see them scoring. Why didn't you just buy a 25-goal striker? I sometimes wonder whether Rafa knows what he's doing. oh well, better than Houllier i suppose.

ElvisismydadElvisismydad [Member]
2006-02-20 @ 16:42

Hi Mikeyboy, this is the first opp ive had of sending you a reply, at the weekend i make it my purpose not to look at a monitor. But to ask the bottom of my glass some questions and find the answers in a bottle.
A good footy result on Sat for the reds although i knew we were going to win...i dont mean to be big headed. But you said yourself that you couldnt see them scoring (i couldnt either).
Bad luck for Alan Smith though...Sorry Alan Smith for shouting abuse at you and get well soon!!.....
I dont think there is a 25goal striker out there that is for sale or putting it bluntly Liverpool could afford! And if a 25goal striker did come available Chelski would have him.
Besides Big Crouchy will go on a little run of goals now..he's not to bad: ) (wow this shit is good)

You went to Graceland!! I am properly jealous!!!
Did you go coz your a fan or just for site seeing?

I went to New york a couple of years ago to see John Lennons Pad (Dakota buildings)
That was quality although i spent 3grand in 4days....i havent been on holiday since coz im still bloody paying for it: (......but the next one is Graceland....Any hints or tips would be appreciated!

My advice if you ever want to go to the big apple is DONT. Its the most overhyped city in the world. Go to Bangkok instead its the best!! I went on a pilgrimage there and when i came back i was a different person (more messed up then when i left)
Hint and tips for Bangkok - leave your morales at home and stay away from the tall good lookin women.

mikeyboymikeyboy [Member]
2006-02-22 @ 14:13

Went to Graceland coz my brother was with me and he loves Elvis. It's not that I dislike him, it's just that being a fan seems to be a pretty all-consuming occupation.

Unlucky last night. To be fair, you looked a bit rubbish. Fowler is nowhere near match fitness! It's tragic. You really needed pace, it was the away leg of a European Cup tie, you need pace to counter attack! Silly Rafa.

COME ON CHELSEA!!

A blogging tip for you mate.... if you click on "reply to comment" rather than just leave another comment below it, then it sends an email to the person you replied to and they get it quicker. Hope that makes sense. I think it does.

How the hell did Arsenal do that?

COME ON CHELSEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you going to be an anti-Chelsea Liverpool fan, or a good old-fashioned I-support-every-English-team-in-Europe fan?

COME ON CHELSEA!!!

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