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HELL YEAH

by Elvisismydad @ 2006-02-16 - 18:10:40

Im going to get straight into this no introductions or anything: ) Until last week i didnt have a clue what a blog was until i started reading a book called My War its written by a bloke called CBFTW (I have forgotten his name so these are his initials)...well the CB parts his initials and the FTW means 'Fuck The World'.
Sounds like a pretty heavy book but actually its quite funny (well recommended)
What it is the author is a young American who decides to joins the army for 2yrs coz he's sick of life in San Fransico (i dont know what he'd do if he lived in Liverpool then!) and he writes daily on his blog everything that happens to him over in IRAQ.

Now before i go any further i want to say even though i dont necessarily agree with the war. i back the Soldiers 100%, and i hope they all come home to their familys soon. (Alive and well!)

I only bought the book on Thursday and iv finished it already. I was so pissed off in work on Monday, the book gave me the urge to join the Army..But not the British Army i wanted to join the American Army!
And its not becuase i think the American Army is better its just because i wanted to shout HOOAH and HELL YEAH as i drive into battle with Highway to Hell (AC/DC) blasting on the speaker.
Sad but true....needless to say i changed my mind because to be totally honest im a fart!
Can you imagine if i was in a battle id have all these Yanks on one side and all the arabs on the other, with me in the middle saying CALM DOWN CALM DOWN.

I hoped you liked my first posting: ) HOOAH


 
 

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mikeyboymikeyboy [Member]
2006-02-16 @ 18:20

Great opening post mate, welcome welcome welcome...

...and that's one hell of a photograph - what, where, how?

Not sure if I'd choose AC/DC to go to war to - maybe something more relaxing. But, well, to each his own...

Cheers.

ElvisismydadElvisismydad [Member]
2006-02-17 @ 10:27

Nice one Mikey boy,

Now the picture, i cant tell you how i got hold of the cup coz i would get alot of people into trouble, (i have got more pics but i have the usual suspects on them with me) so i cant show them to anyone.....well not yet!! in a couple of years im going to write a book and title it! The night i stole the holy grail.....itll be like the Davinci code part2. But my story will be full of virgins and 'Jesus' a shit load of wine!! all i can say it is the original Euro cup and i had it in my flat..in which time i danced around it kissed it and more or less molested it....i got so bad my girlfriend was getting jealous ha ha
When i gave it back to the Church that is Anfield' i was still buzzing for days i hardly slept coz i had this grin on my face and the worst thing was i got told DONT TELL ANYONE!
(hence why i am tellin you)
How the fuck can i not tell anyone'' i was bouncing around Liverpool like i had just won the lottery. Everyone was lookin at me like i was on the gear! (not this time; )
The worst thing is i let slip to a couple of mates and they were not to happy with not being invited to my love in. But lets be honest my flat would have turned into one big orgy: )

I agree with you about the song! something a bit more relaxing erm?
Lets throw ironic in with relaxing and lets have Give peace a chance by John Lennon blasting out!
Can you imagine (no pun intended) the battle scenario- Music - 'all we are saying BOOM BOOM is give peace a chance' D.D.D.D.D.D. DIE TALIBAN DIE D.D.D.D.D.D.D. BOOOM

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